WANNA LAUGH?!?! ...The Late Show - Rated M for Mature
An old lady & an old man are sitting next to each other in the rec room of a nursing home. The old man leans over to the old lady & says, "I bet you can't tell how old I am." So the old lady unzips the old man's fly, feels around for a while, then says, "You're 75 year old." "That's incredible," says the old man. "How did you know that?" She says, "You told me yesterday."