AT THE STAND UP MIC WE NOW PRESENT:
Dawn Boyle
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am."
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5.00am; wake up."
not bad... not bad
ReplyDeleteFirst Boyle's telling jokes, then I read in her bio that she was an actress???
ReplyDeleteWhen? Where?
Come do a show with my group Miss Actress!!!
I KNOW RIGHT?!?!?
ReplyDeleteBeen meaning to ask Boyle about the actress thing!