Tuesday, April 26, 2011

NEVER CHEAT ON A COUNTRY WOMAN!

A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, born of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the barn. 

She put his manhood in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.

The banged-up-cheater was terrified and hollered, ! "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said ... 

"Nope....You are! 

I'm gonna burn down the Barn!"

      
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5 comments:

  1. styledecor1@gmail.comApril 26, 2011 at 9:56 PM

    Very cute! I'll have to show it to my hubby. I wonder if men think it's as funny as women do? LOL

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  2. Laura P.April 26, 2011 at 9:59 PM

    My kind of gal!

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  3. DawnApril 26, 2011 at 10:15 PM

    @ Styledecor
    We checked out your site, VERY COOL!
    @ Laura P
    WE DO NOT SCREW AROUND ;)

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  4. Tony WalkerApril 26, 2011 at 10:29 PM

    In this case, "I've fallen & I can't GET UP" wouldn't help. You don't want it up!!
    Wait a sec.... my barn's on fire!!!

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  5. JillianApril 26, 2011 at 10:34 PM

    All about giving your man options..... HA!

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